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Dos Caminos has the best guacamole.
Dinner’s now served.

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i love oranges but i loathe peeling them.

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This is happening as we speak.
Don’t mind me. I’m just about to GO HAM on this individual pepperoni pizza from the local pizza shop. Oh boy!

tumblin’ and gchatting like a champ.

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sweatpants, hair tied, tumblin’ with no makeup on.

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A girl’s worst nightmare…

accepting a drink…or two from a guy and he follows you around the bar all FUCKING night!!! Shit, I’ll reimburse you homie if you stop sweating me so tough. Just sayin’.

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Haven’t had pizza in a minute.

Please believe I’m taking advantage of this snowstorm.

Just woke up. Gotta be at work at noon. But guess who’s gonna take her sweet little time? Yup. F that! It’s a mess outside. I should get there by 1pm.

Mayor Bloomberg told us to be careful in our commute today so I’m gonna listen to my mayor and be extra, turtle-slow careful in my commute.

If anyone from my job sees this, I’m just kidding of course :p

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and it feels like 8 fucking degrees too! i need to be bicoastal. cause this winter has been brutal.
Maybe a smoothie will help.