Rules to Remember in Life
- Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
- Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
- Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you…..when they’re in trouble again.
- Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
- Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again neither does milk.
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Numbers 4 and 5. Mostly 4, because if it were legal so many cunts would be dead today. Is that mean? Probably. Do I...
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Milk solves all of my problems. :D
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